MerJun 221 min readFuck Them Kids...I’ve reached this point in the summer. How much looooonger? Get this from Pickles and Punch, along with a bunch of other funny shit! ...
MerJan 18, 20231 min readPractice Makes Buttholes...Happy Snow Day from Colorado! The kids are so dedicated to their schooling that they have decided to practice spelling while home....
MerMar 18, 20211 min readWho Are You Talking To?Today I received a message from a man who informed me that my post about the sudden appearance of my mustache was, “unsexy” and that I...
MerSep 13, 20171 min readCatchy AF...The #threenager picked his bedtime stories tonight from the shelf in his baby brother's room. At three years of age, he's too old and yet...
MerJul 28, 20173 min readPissed...Since my female kitty passed away in April, I am now the only girl in my house. I have a husband, two little boys, and a boy cat. The...
MerOct 14, 20162 min readNap It Out...I’ve never had a bigger fight with someone than last weekend when my two year old refused to take a nap. A fight with someone? Like,...