Has anyone ever listened to an audiobook that has random music and sound effects during action scenes? I am HOWLING at the dramatic...

I can’t be the only one who read this wrong.  #dowhatnow #fontsmatter

My kids think I have eyes in the back of my head, like all moms  It’s something we told them years ago and have managed to pull-off since...

I don’t know what kind of fuckery Tim got into here, but I think he’s banned for life with serious consequences for returning....

My kids were especially spicy yesterday; arguing over everything, sassing me, being ungrateful little turds. They had a LEGO camp from...

I’ve reached this point in the summer. How much looooonger?  Get this from Pickles and Punch, along with a bunch of other funny shit! ...

I. Am. HOWLING.   #spicegirls #potatospice

My favorite part about exercise class is when the instructor gets too into the music or coaching, and accidentally forgets a number...

A huge Thank You to #thehubby for doing his very best at capturing beautiful images on our family vacation. I’ll forever cherish the...

A giant moth just flew UP my maxidress while walking through Target. Guys, the SOUNDS I MADE! I sincerely apologize to everyone in said...

Hey, exercise people: I’m new to this. I took an hour-long Barre+ class yesterday and I’m feeling it today! What do I do? Do I work-out...

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who put every single thing in the dishwasher, whether it needs to be washed or not, and...

We made it safely home from our 2024 family vacay at 3:04am this morning after some flight delays.  The cats woke me up at 5:13am,...

This should keep me warm at #mendenhallglacier in Juneau!  On another note, our whale watching excursion was cancelled today due to high...

Well, I survived my very first Pilates class and it was great! However I would like to request an “Un-fit Circle” for the next one...

Oof, Alaska. I’m good with numbers 1 & 2. But thank you?  #whataweirdstate #boymom #nomoreforme

Do you think I should tell the guy next to me at the hotel breakfast bar that the tea he’s steeping is going to make for a verrrryyyy...

Does this officially make me “middle-aged?”  I just got my first pill organizer and it is FULL. But look how pretty it is!

Everyone please join me in wishing #thehubby a Happy 50th Birthday! I got him to dance at a wedding years ago and these pictures were the...

I’m going to go ahead and add this to the list of items I will NOT be purchasing for my husband  I tell ya what, inadvertently bash...