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Has anyone ever listened to an audiobook that has random music and sound effects during action scenes? I am HOWLING at the dramatic...
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Mer
- Jun 30
- 1 min
Do What Now?
I can’t be the only one who read this wrong. #dowhatnow #fontsmatter
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Mer
- Jun 29
- 1 min
Moms Are Always Watching...
My kids think I have eyes in the back of my head, like all moms It’s something we told them years ago and have managed to pull-off since...
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Mer
- Jun 28
- 1 min
Yikes, Tim...
I don’t know what kind of fuckery Tim got into here, but I think he’s banned for life with serious consequences for returning....
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Mer
- Jun 25
- 2 min
Summer Breaking....
My kids were especially spicy yesterday; arguing over everything, sassing me, being ungrateful little turds. They had a LEGO camp from...
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Mer
- Jun 23
- 1 min
Fuck Them Kids...
I’ve reached this point in the summer. How much looooonger? Get this from Pickles and Punch, along with a bunch of other funny shit! ...
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Mer
- Jun 21
- 1 min
Count Me Out...
My favorite part about exercise class is when the instructor gets too into the music or coaching, and accidentally forgets a number...
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Mer
- Jun 18
- 1 min
Not So Precious Moments...
A huge Thank You to #thehubby for doing his very best at capturing beautiful images on our family vacation. I’ll forever cherish the...
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Mer
- Jun 15
- 1 min
So Mothy...
A giant moth just flew UP my maxidress while walking through Target. Guys, the SOUNDS I MADE! I sincerely apologize to everyone in said...
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Mer
- Jun 14
- 1 min
Glutton for Punishment...
Hey, exercise people: I’m new to this. I took an hour-long Barre+ class yesterday and I’m feeling it today! What do I do? Do I work-out...
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Mer
- Jun 12
- 1 min
You're Doing It Wrong...
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who put every single thing in the dishwasher, whether it needs to be washed or not, and...
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Mer
- Jun 10
- 1 min
Back to Life, Back to Reality...
We made it safely home from our 2024 family vacay at 3:04am this morning after some flight delays. The cats woke me up at 5:13am,...
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Mer
- Jun 7
- 1 min
Furkini...
This should keep me warm at #mendenhallglacier in Juneau! On another note, our whale watching excursion was cancelled today due to high...
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Mer
- Jun 7
- 1 min
Survival of the Fittest...
Well, I survived my very first Pilates class and it was great! However I would like to request an “Un-fit Circle” for the next one...
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Mer
- Jun 4
- 1 min
Where Am I?
Oof, Alaska. I’m good with numbers 1 & 2. But thank you? #whataweirdstate #boymom #nomoreforme
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Mer
- May 22
- 1 min
Nigh Night...
Do you think I should tell the guy next to me at the hotel breakfast bar that the tea he’s steeping is going to make for a verrrryyyy...
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Mer
- May 18
- 1 min
Pill Me...
Does this officially make me “middle-aged?” I just got my first pill organizer and it is FULL. But look how pretty it is!
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Mer
- May 17
- 1 min
Half A Century...
Everyone please join me in wishing #thehubby a Happy 50th Birthday! I got him to dance at a wedding years ago and these pictures were the...
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Mer
- May 16
- 1 min
Worst Gift Ever...
I’m going to go ahead and add this to the list of items I will NOT be purchasing for my husband I tell ya what, inadvertently bash...
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