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Precious Moments...
In stark contrast to the super flattering image from yesterday, I have to post this amazing picture taken by #thehubby at Nugget Falls...
Mer
Jun 18, 20241 min read


Not So Precious Moments...
A huge Thank You to #thehubby for doing his very best at capturing beautiful images on our family vacation. I’ll forever cherish the...
Mer
Jun 17, 20241 min read


Back to Life, Back to Reality...
We made it safely home from our 2024 family vacay at 3:04am this morning after some flight delays. The cats woke me up at 5:13am,...
Mer
Jun 10, 20241 min read


Ten Years...
The #bigboy is TEN today!! To the sweet baby who made me a Mommy: thank you for the greatest gift of my life. I cannot imagine a world...
Mer
May 22, 20241 min read


Stuff A Sock In It...
I am doing laundry. The #bigkid suddenly has the WORST smelling feet in the world. He decided to kick off his socks right near where I...
Mer
May 14, 20241 min read


Happy Mother's Day...
This is all I want today: cards with their little handwriting, handmade gifts, some weird squishy things from a drawer somewhere, a box...
Mer
May 11, 20241 min read


Spring Breaking The Lanes...
I’m not saying my kids don’t know how to bowl, but….. #airball #gutterball #whatevertheyhadfun
Mer
Mar 20, 20241 min read


Saving The Planet, One Balloon At A Time...
Balloon Hack from yours truly. Let me start by saying that I don’t love balloons. I used to buy helium filled, latex balloons for every...
Mer
Feb 19, 20242 min read


Disappointment for the Ages...
Friday is the 100th day of school for my kiddos. The #honeybadger just learned that this is not, in fact, the last day of school....
Mer
Jan 31, 20241 min read


Kid Parties Are The Worst...
Tell me you’re at a kid’s birthday party without telling me you’re at a kid’s birthday party. I feel like people are either all in with...
Mer
Jan 28, 20242 min read


I Give Up...
Something happens when your kids can finally get their own shoes on without help: they wear a pair to infinity and beyond and never tell...
Mer
Jan 17, 20241 min read


Hallowhatthefuck...
I’ll take ‘Candy I’m Not Giving My Kids For $1,000,000, Alex.’ What the actual fuck? In my swallows 38 years as a Colorado native, I’ve...
Mer
Oct 31, 20231 min read


Are You KIDding me?
Here is your daily boost of #serotonin My group from the 4th grade mini golf fieldtrip last week wrote me Thank You notes. I can’t even....
Mer
Oct 9, 20231 min read


I'll Pass Next Time...
Thumbs up for volunteering to dissect sheep eyeballs with the #bigkid’s 4th grade class today. Double thumbs up for not passing out even...
Mer
Sep 25, 20231 min read


This Is Absolute Trash, Kids...
Wow. What a wide array of absolute trash under the kids’ couch in the basement. I spy, with my little eye: trash food a spoon more trash...
Mer
Sep 15, 20231 min read


Best of Intentions...
Meet Sweetpea, my little baby dove friend. When I pulled into my driveway after dropping the kids at school this morning, I saw a tiny...
Mer
Sep 12, 20232 min read


We Fucking Love Rainbows...
I picked the kids up from school this past Wednesday and could immediately tell that the #bigkid had something on his mind. As soon as we...
Mer
Sep 9, 20233 min read


Wipe Your Fears Away...
Exciting news: the #sixlet is now wiping his own butt. I know you’re thinking, “just NOW?” and I don’t really care, because we have been...
Mer
Aug 25, 20231 min read
Too Soon For This....
TW: suicide. The #bigkid came home from school yesterday, excited and ready to tell us about his new seat mates and friends. He shares a...
Mer
Aug 21, 20233 min read


Back to School...
The #bigboy is now 9 years old, and begins 4th grade next week. I’m struggling with all that this age brings with it. He is currently so...
Mer
Aug 5, 20232 min read
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