Tell Me A Story...
Has anyone ever listened to an audiobook that has random music and sound effects during action scenes? I am HOWLING at the dramatic...
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Mer
Jun 301 min
Do What Now?
I can’t be the only one who read this wrong. #dowhatnow #fontsmatter
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Mer
Jun 291 min
Moms Are Always Watching...
My kids think I have eyes in the back of my head, like all moms It’s something we told them years ago and have managed to pull-off since...
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Mer
Jun 281 min
Yikes, Tim...
I don’t know what kind of fuckery Tim got into here, but I think he’s banned for life with serious consequences for returning....
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Mer
Jun 261 min
Need Not Worry..
Marked safe from going to extreme lengths for six-pack abs.
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Mer
Jun 252 min
Summer Breaking....
My kids were especially spicy yesterday; arguing over everything, sassing me, being ungrateful little turds. They had a LEGO camp from...
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Mer
Jun 231 min
Fuck Them Kids...
I’ve reached this point in the summer. How much looooonger? Get this from Pickles and Punch, along with a bunch of other funny shit! ...
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Mer
Jun 221 min
Caturday Vibes
Remember your inner lion today. Happy Caturday! #bodhicat #caturdayvibes
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Mer
Jun 211 min
Count Me Out...
My favorite part about exercise class is when the instructor gets too into the music or coaching, and accidentally forgets a number...
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Mer
Jun 191 min
Precious Moments...
In stark contrast to the super flattering image from yesterday, I have to post this amazing picture taken by #thehubby at Nugget Falls...
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Mer
Jun 181 min
Not So Precious Moments...
A huge Thank You to #thehubby for doing his very best at capturing beautiful images on our family vacation. I’ll forever cherish the...
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Mer
Jun 151 min
So Mothy...
A giant moth just flew UP my maxidress while walking through Target. Guys, the SOUNDS I MADE! I sincerely apologize to everyone in said...
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Mer
Jun 141 min
Glutton for Punishment...
Hey, exercise people: I’m new to this. I took an hour-long Barre+ class yesterday and I’m feeling it today! What do I do? Do I work-out...
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Mer
Jun 121 min
You're Doing It Wrong...
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who put every single thing in the dishwasher, whether it needs to be washed or not, and...
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Mer
Jun 101 min
Back to Life, Back to Reality...
We made it safely home from our 2024 family vacay at 3:04am this morning after some flight delays. The cats woke me up at 5:13am,...
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Mer
Jun 91 min
Oh, Canada...
Yasssss, Canada.! I LOVED seeing all of these around Victoria, B.C. last night! What a beautiful, clean, kind, inclusive place to...
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Mer
Jun 71 min
Furkini...
This should keep me warm at #mendenhallglacier in Juneau! On another note, our whale watching excursion was cancelled today due to high...
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Mer
Jun 71 min
Survival of the Fittest...
Well, I survived my very first Pilates class and it was great! However I would like to request an “Un-fit Circle” for the next one...
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Mer
Jun 41 min
Where Am I?
Oof, Alaska. I’m good with numbers 1 & 2. But thank you? #whataweirdstate #boymom #nomoreforme
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