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Mer
Jun 28, 20241 min read
Moms Are Always Watching...
My kids think I have eyes in the back of my head, like all moms It’s something we told them years ago and have managed to pull-off since...
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Mer
Jun 24, 20242 min read
Summer Breaking....
My kids were especially spicy yesterday; arguing over everything, sassing me, being ungrateful little turds. They had a LEGO camp from...
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Mer
Jun 22, 20241 min read
Fuck Them Kids...
I’ve reached this point in the summer. How much looooonger? Get this from Pickles and Punch, along with a bunch of other funny shit! ...
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Mer
May 24, 20241 min read
Oh, The Places You'll Go...
Every year, I ask our teachers to sign a copy of ‘Oh, the Places You’ll Go’ for each boy. And then I pick the books up, sit in my car,...
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Mer
May 22, 20241 min read
Ten Years...
The #bigboy is TEN today!! To the sweet baby who made me a Mommy: thank you for the greatest gift of my life. I cannot imagine a world...
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Mer
May 14, 20241 min read
Stuff A Sock In It...
I am doing laundry. The #bigkid suddenly has the WORST smelling feet in the world. He decided to kick off his socks right near where I...
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Mer
Apr 9, 20243 min read
Mama's Got You...
My last night in Nashville was one for the books! Who’s been to Nashville? Holy shite, friends. This was like the Vegas strip, condensed...
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Mer
Jan 28, 20242 min read
Kid Parties Are The Worst...
Tell me you’re at a kid’s birthday party without telling me you’re at a kid’s birthday party. I feel like people are either all in with...
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Mer
Jan 17, 20241 min read
I Give Up...
Something happens when your kids can finally get their own shoes on without help: they wear a pair to infinity and beyond and never tell...
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Mer
Oct 31, 20231 min read
Hallowhatthefuck...
I’ll take ‘Candy I’m Not Giving My Kids For $1,000,000, Alex.’ What the actual fuck? In my swallows 38 years as a Colorado native, I’ve...
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Mer
Oct 9, 20231 min read
Are You KIDding me?
Here is your daily boost of #serotonin My group from the 4th grade mini golf fieldtrip last week wrote me Thank You notes. I can’t even....
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Mer
Sep 25, 20231 min read
I'll Pass Next Time...
Thumbs up for volunteering to dissect sheep eyeballs with the #bigkid’s 4th grade class today. Double thumbs up for not passing out even...
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Mer
Sep 15, 20231 min read
This Is Absolute Trash, Kids...
Wow. What a wide array of absolute trash under the kids’ couch in the basement. I spy, with my little eye: trash food a spoon more trash...
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Mer
Sep 9, 20233 min read
We Fucking Love Rainbows...
I picked the kids up from school this past Wednesday and could immediately tell that the #bigkid had something on his mind. As soon as we...
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Mer
Aug 25, 20231 min read
Wipe Your Fears Away...
Exciting news: the #sixlet is now wiping his own butt. I know you’re thinking, “just NOW?” and I don’t really care, because we have been...
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Mer
Aug 21, 20233 min read
Too Soon For This....
TW: suicide. The #bigkid came home from school yesterday, excited and ready to tell us about his new seat mates and friends. He shares a...
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Mer
Aug 5, 20232 min read
Back to School...
The #bigboy is now 9 years old, and begins 4th grade next week. I’m struggling with all that this age brings with it. He is currently so...
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Mer
Jul 29, 20231 min read
It's Always Something...
We took a trip to the ER with the #sixlet a few nights ago for a bug bite gone rogue. He came home from camp on Wednesday with what...
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Mer
Jul 5, 20231 min read
Roadtrippin'...
Me: ugh, I hate playdates. Also me: drives literally 7 hours for a playdate The boys and I loaded up our car on Monday and drove to...
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Mer
Apr 27, 20233 min read
Teacher Appreciation Week...
Today was a long. ass. day. I spent the entire day subbing in the #sixlet’s kindergarten class. 7:30am-2:40pm Here is what I learned:...
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