My kids think I have eyes in the back of my head, like all moms  It’s something we told them years ago and have managed to pull-off since...

My kids were especially spicy yesterday; arguing over everything, sassing me, being ungrateful little turds. They had a LEGO camp from...

I’ve reached this point in the summer. How much looooonger?  Get this from Pickles and Punch, along with a bunch of other funny shit! ...

Every year, I ask our teachers to sign a copy of ‘Oh, the Places You’ll Go’ for each boy. And then I pick the books up, sit in my car,...

The #bigboy is TEN today!! To the sweet baby who made me a Mommy: thank you for the greatest gift of my life. I cannot imagine a world...

I am doing laundry. The #bigkid suddenly has the WORST smelling feet in the world. He decided to kick off his socks right near where I...

My last night in Nashville was one for the books! Who’s been to Nashville?  Holy shite, friends. This was like the Vegas strip, condensed...

Tell me you’re at a kid’s birthday party without telling me you’re at a kid’s birthday party. I feel like people are either all in with...

Something happens when your kids can finally get their own shoes on without help: they wear a pair to infinity and beyond and never tell...

I’ll take ‘Candy I’m Not Giving My Kids For $1,000,000, Alex.’ What the actual fuck? In my swallows 38 years as a Colorado native, I’ve...

Here is your daily boost of #serotonin  My group from the 4th grade mini golf fieldtrip last week wrote me Thank You notes. I can’t even....

Thumbs up for volunteering to dissect sheep eyeballs with the #bigkid’s 4th grade class today. Double thumbs up for not passing out even...

Wow. What a wide array of absolute trash under the kids’ couch in the basement.  I spy, with my little eye: trash food a spoon more trash...

I picked the kids up from school this past Wednesday and could immediately tell that the #bigkid had something on his mind. As soon as we...

Exciting news: the #sixlet is now wiping his own butt. I know you’re thinking, “just NOW?” and I don’t really care, because we have been...

TW: suicide. The #bigkid came home from school yesterday, excited and ready to tell us about his new seat mates and friends. He shares a...

The #bigboy is now 9 years old, and begins 4th grade next week. I’m struggling with all that this age brings with it. He is currently so...

We took a trip to the ER with the #sixlet a few nights ago for a bug bite gone rogue. He came home from camp on Wednesday with what...

Me: ugh, I hate playdates. Also me: drives literally 7 hours for a playdate The boys and I loaded up our car on Monday and drove to...

Today was a long. ass. day. I spent the entire day subbing in the #sixlet’s kindergarten class. 7:30am-2:40pm  Here is what I learned:...