Unrealistic Cinema...

Why doesn’t anyone get cat hair in their mouth during sex scenes in movies? And where are the kids, who should have been asleep two hours ago, knocking at the door? Why doesn’t anyone ever lean on the other person’s hair, causing them to blissfully yell, “Owww!!?” And you never see someone stop kissing to swallow their own spit or somebody’s arm gets stuck under the other person when they try to roll over. Movie sex scenes are either total bullshit, or we are a hot mess.  #randomthoughts #falseadvertising #mymoviewouldbehilarious