Don’t do it. It’s a trap.  Also in this category but not pictured because I’m pretty sure we consumed the actual bag along with its...

I think it’s safe to say that my new Dolly Parton wig didn’t quite work out like I’d hoped  It looks more like Marilyn Monroe to me!...

I purposefully didn’t share my thoughts about what may be going on with Kate Middleton the past few weeks. I had a feeling it was...

I’m not saying my kids don’t know how to bowl, but…..  #airball #gutterball #whatevertheyhadfun

This was a good choice today! Do any of you still listen to cd’s?  You know, compact discs that play music?? I love my cd’s. I like to...

Balloon Hack  from yours truly. Let me start by saying that I don’t love balloons. I used to buy helium filled, latex balloons for every...

I received not one, but two messages last night, asking why I hadn’t posted about what happened at the Chiefs SB parade yesterday??? The...

Friday is the 100th day of school for my kiddos. The #honeybadger just learned that this is not, in fact, the last day of school....

Tell me you’re at a kid’s birthday party without telling me you’re at a kid’s birthday party. I feel like people are either all in with...

Something happens when your kids can finally get their own shoes on without help: they wear a pair to infinity and beyond and never tell...

I’ll take ‘Candy I’m Not Giving My Kids For $1,000,000, Alex.’ What the actual fuck? In my swallows 38 years as a Colorado native, I’ve...

So, I’ve been trying to lose some weight that I gained in the three years since I was #hitbyatruck. I’ve been exercising, eating less...

Here is your daily boost of #serotonin  My group from the 4th grade mini golf fieldtrip last week wrote me Thank You notes. I can’t even....

Thumbs up for volunteering to dissect sheep eyeballs with the #bigkid’s 4th grade class today. Double thumbs up for not passing out even...

Wow. What a wide array of absolute trash under the kids’ couch in the basement.  I spy, with my little eye: trash food a spoon more trash...

Meet Sweetpea, my little baby dove friend. When I pulled into my driveway after dropping the kids at school this morning, I saw a tiny...

I picked the kids up from school this past Wednesday and could immediately tell that the #bigkid had something on his mind. As soon as we...

Exciting news: the #sixlet is now wiping his own butt. I know you’re thinking, “just NOW?” and I don’t really care, because we have been...

TW: suicide. The #bigkid came home from school yesterday, excited and ready to tell us about his new seat mates and friends. He shares a...