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Back to School...
The #bigboy is now 9 years old, and begins 4th grade next week. I’m struggling with all that this age brings with it. He is currently so...
Mer
Aug 5, 20232 min read


It's Always Something...
We took a trip to the ER with the #sixlet a few nights ago for a bug bite gone rogue. He came home from camp on Wednesday with what...
Mer
Jul 29, 20231 min read


Roadtrippin'...
Me: ugh, I hate playdates. Also me: drives literally 7 hours for a playdate The boys and I loaded up our car on Monday and drove to...
Mer
Jul 5, 20231 min read


That's a BIG Bag...
Let me tell you a little story about the MOST ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. Ok, so I’ve been saving for a #louisvuitton bag for years....
Mer
May 7, 20232 min read
Am I Doing This Wrong?
Ok, so stick with me here. That damn bird was chirping again this morning at 4:10am, and all I wanted to do was smack it with a fly...
Mer
May 1, 20232 min read


Teacher Appreciation Week...
Today was a long. ass. day. I spent the entire day subbing in the #sixlet’s kindergarten class. 7:30am-2:40pm Here is what I learned:...
Mer
Apr 27, 20233 min read


Dead or Alive...
Let me tell you a little story about the time I tried to kill our snail, Spot, two days ago…. It all began when little Spot stopped...
Mer
Mar 29, 20233 min read


Infinite Spring Break...
Listen, I love my kids. They are the apple of my eye, my entire reason for living. I would die for them. It’s just, we’ve been on spring...
Mer
Mar 24, 20231 min read
HOW Did Stella Get Her Groove Back?
Oh heeyyyy, friends! Facebook is yelling at me because I haven’t posted in a week. Listen, FB, I’m busy; busy trying to figure out wtf...
Mer
Mar 15, 20232 min read
No Excuses...
I was at swim lessons with my boys earlier today and had an experience that I can’t shake. Every weekend, at the same time as our...
Mer
Feb 18, 20232 min read
Dreamland...
Last night I had a dream about my sister. Nothing special, we were at the grocery store, shopping for items to spend the day at the...
Mer
Feb 2, 20232 min read


Practice Makes Buttholes...
Happy Snow Day from Colorado! The kids are so dedicated to their schooling that they have decided to practice spelling while home....
Mer
Jan 18, 20231 min read
I'll Carry You Always...
The #fivester had a nightmare early this morning. I heard his door fly open and the rush of scared little feet heading toward our room. I...
Mer
Dec 5, 20222 min read


The Fuckening...
Waaaiiiit for it…..
Mer
Nov 8, 20221 min read


Let's Party Until 9pm...
Halloween Party 2022. What. Just. Happened?? I started this tradition at 19 years of age - nearly 20 years ago. Long before kids, and...
Mer
Oct 28, 20221 min read


Gotta Get Away...
Cheers! To celebrate 10 years of marriage, #thehubby and I are headed on our first vacation without kids, EVER! A little mimosa to start...
Mer
Oct 10, 20221 min read


An End and A Beginning...
Today has been a big day. Like, life changing. I took the morning to go on a field trip with the #fivester. It was the perfect, cool day...
Mer
Oct 6, 20222 min read


Such Savagery...
This is the “toy” my kids are literally punching one another over. A paper towel tube, or a “doot do do,” as it’s called in our house....
Mer
Aug 27, 20221 min read


Two Years of Recovery...
Trigger Warning Contains graphic images of auto crash and bodily injury. August 12th. Two years. It has been two years since I was...
Mer
Aug 11, 20226 min read


Nightmares Do Come True...
We are headed to Water World today! This is a pretty big deal and here’s why: We have never been to Water World and the blame lies...
Mer
Jul 1, 20222 min read
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