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Dead or Alive...
Let me tell you a little story about the time I tried to kill our snail, Spot, two days ago…. It all began when little Spot stopped...
Mer
Mar 29, 20233 min read


Infinite Spring Break...
Listen, I love my kids. They are the apple of my eye, my entire reason for living. I would die for them. It’s just, we’ve been on spring...
Mer
Mar 24, 20231 min read


Practice Makes Buttholes...
Happy Snow Day from Colorado! The kids are so dedicated to their schooling that they have decided to practice spelling while home....
Mer
Jan 18, 20231 min read
I'll Carry You Always...
The #fivester had a nightmare early this morning. I heard his door fly open and the rush of scared little feet heading toward our room. I...
Mer
Dec 5, 20222 min read


An End and A Beginning...
Today has been a big day. Like, life changing. I took the morning to go on a field trip with the #fivester. It was the perfect, cool day...
Mer
Oct 6, 20222 min read


Such Savagery...
This is the “toy” my kids are literally punching one another over. A paper towel tube, or a “doot do do,” as it’s called in our house....
Mer
Aug 27, 20221 min read


Nightmares Do Come True...
We are headed to Water World today! This is a pretty big deal and here’s why: We have never been to Water World and the blame lies...
Mer
Jul 1, 20222 min read


I Like The Way You Work It...
Sometimes, being a business owner is really great. I can occasionally take time off when needed, pick-up my sick kiddo from school, and...
Mer
Dec 27, 20211 min read


Christmas Slackers...
The kids have been BEGGING to help me to put the tree up since yesterday morning. We usually do it the day after Thanksgiving, but I way...
Mer
Nov 27, 20211 min read


Crisis Schooling...
I am SO proud of this kid! The #firstgrader was moved back to remote learning yesterday. He was anxious and scared to be on the computer...
Mer
Nov 17, 20201 min read


Remind Me Again...
Nothing is sweeter than how a child wakes up singing. A short time ago, the #threenager sprung out of bed and hopped downstairs, joyfully...
Mer
Nov 8, 20201 min read


Hold My Hand, Baby...
I had a really, really hard day yesterday. My eyes are swollen from crying and I’m down today. I’m doing my best to hold it together but...
Mer
Feb 29, 20201 min read


Whoopsie...
Soooo, I’ve been sick since last night and Daddy is handling mostly everything because he’s awesome. I wish my kids hadn’t been playing...
Mer
Feb 13, 20201 min read


Wanted: Quick & Easy....Lunches.
My oldest started kindergarten this week. As a new Kindie mom who has never packed a lunch before, I was in a bit of a panic...
Mer
Aug 15, 20192 min read
To My Fellow Shit-Losing Mama...
To the overwhelmed mama who lost her shit in the swim school parking lot this morning and yelled at her crying toddler: I see you. I...
Mer
Feb 10, 20192 min read


Tired As A Mother...
You guys want to see my new shirt? It’s pretty amazing. And also accurate. #tiredasamother #truestory #merslife #puckerupmer
Mer
Mar 21, 20181 min read


The Joys of Parenthood...
The joys of parenthood are endless; the sweet smiles, watching your children grow and learn, knowing you'll never love anyone else on...
Mer
Feb 26, 20183 min read
Priorities...
We're selling our home and the close date coincides with my hair appointment. Considering I have two little kids, work full time running...
Mer
Oct 10, 20171 min read


Catchy AF...
The #threenager picked his bedtime stories tonight from the shelf in his baby brother's room. At three years of age, he's too old and yet...
Mer
Sep 13, 20171 min read


Never Sleeping
Even when Hubby gets up with the kids, this a-hole takes less than a minute to notice I'm awake and get in my face....
Mer
Aug 18, 20171 min read
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