Did anyone else have a relative send a toilet game with the objective of catching poop mid-air as it shoots out? Just us? Cool. Merry...

The kids have been BEGGING to help me to put the tree up since yesterday morning. We usually do it the day after Thanksgiving, but I way...

#thehubby and I celebrated our 9th Wedding Anniversary yesterday!! We left the kids with my moms and went out to a fancy restaurant for...

I ate some bad Chinese food at lunch yesterday, apparently. I got home from work about 5:30pm and my head was spinning. I had the worst...

Who else has an unreasonable amount of anxiety pulling into a car wash?!  Inch fooorrrward, stay between the tracks, go ooooover the...

There are 8 weeks left of school and I think we’ve finally lost the war on art and schoolwork  We were doing SO well about emptying...

Today I received a message from a man who informed me that my post about the sudden appearance of my mustache was, “unsexy” and that I...

I’m actively trying to accumulate less junk for my kids. That being said, the #firstgrader is turning seven in a few weeks and he’s...

Weekend away at our mountain home. My kids: Can we take the boat out on the lake?? #goodluckwiththat #footofpowderlastnight

Every year, I make a Family Yearbook with all of our photos from the year. I’ve done it since we got married 8 years ago and I put almost...

I am SO proud of this kid! The #firstgrader was moved back to remote learning yesterday. He was anxious and scared to be on the computer...

Today, on The Adventures of Mer & Er: Erin-Says washed my hair as per usual, I tried to find a flattering angle for sink selfies and...

Why doesn’t anyone get cat hair in their mouth during sex scenes in movies? And where are the kids, who should have been asleep two hours...

Serious question: am I just getting ready to make a snack for the bunnies in my yard? I’m putting them in pots and plan on doing...

Soooo, I’ve been sick since last night and Daddy is handling mostly everything because he’s awesome. I wish my kids hadn’t been playing...

Oh, I’m certain my child would not have edited himself  Also, the teacher who made this is obviously looking for a little trouble here. I...

“Trick or Treat, smell my feet!” - my toddler, 637 times practicing before going out. “Trick or Treat, smell my butt!” - my toddler, the...

My husband is working nights right now. He had to work Sunday night, so I kept the kids busy and quiet all day so he could sleep before...

Fuuuuuuck me. That’s an entire bottle of fish food. A big bottle. I hate toddlers.  #goodmorning #iknewitwastooquiet Update: As of 4pm...

My oldest started kindergarten this week. As a new Kindie mom who has never packed a lunch before, I was in a bit of a panic...