I am SO proud of this kid! The #firstgrader was moved back to remote learning yesterday. He was anxious and scared to be on the computer...

Nothing is sweeter than how a child wakes up singing. A short time ago, the #threenager sprung out of bed and hopped downstairs, joyfully...

I had a really, really hard day yesterday. My eyes are swollen from crying and I’m down today. I’m doing my best to hold it together but...

Soooo, I’ve been sick since last night and Daddy is handling mostly everything because he’s awesome. I wish my kids hadn’t been playing...

Oh, I’m certain my child would not have edited himself  Also, the teacher who made this is obviously looking for a little trouble here. I...

“Trick or Treat, smell my feet!” - my toddler, 637 times practicing before going out. “Trick or Treat, smell my butt!” - my toddler, the...

My husband is working nights right now. He had to work Sunday night, so I kept the kids busy and quiet all day so he could sleep before...

Fuuuuuuck me. That’s an entire bottle of fish food. A big bottle. I hate toddlers.  #goodmorning #iknewitwastooquiet Update: As of 4pm...

My oldest started kindergarten this week. As a new Kindie mom who has never packed a lunch before, I was in a bit of a panic...

So, Colorado (yeah, like the whole state) cancelled school today in anticipation of a Bomb Cyclone Blizzard that is predicted to be the...

To the overwhelmed mama who lost her shit in the swim school parking lot this morning and yelled at her crying toddler: I see you. I...

You guys want to see my new shirt? It’s pretty amazing. And also accurate. #tiredasamother #truestory #merslife #puckerupmer

The joys of parenthood are endless; the sweet smiles, watching your children grow and learn, knowing you'll never love anyone else on...

Last year, I inherited a cat. His name is Bobby, and he is probably the most unintelligent cat on this planet. He is also really loud and...

Happy Friday! I started this blog last week after reading a hilarious bit about the mom who wrote a brutally honest Christmas letter. ...

The #threenager picked his bedtime stories tonight from the shelf in his baby brother's room. At three years of age, he's too old and yet...

So my toddler asked me what Karma is, and I spent five minutes trying to explain that good things come back to you when you do them, and...

Since my female kitty passed away in April, I am now the only girl in my house. I have a husband, two little boys, and a boy cat. The...

So, it seems to be prime Birthday Season at my son's daycare. Every single week, I am getting an invitation for another 3rd birthday...

Remember my last post where I was all, "hey, I've been away for a while because of blah blah blah kids and now I'm back again!" and then...