Crisis Schooling...
I am SO proud of this kid! The #firstgrader was moved back to remote learning yesterday. He was anxious and scared to be on the computer...
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Mer
- Nov 8, 2020
- 1 min
Remind Me Again...
Nothing is sweeter than how a child wakes up singing. A short time ago, the #threenager sprung out of bed and hopped downstairs, joyfully...
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Mer
- Feb 29, 2020
- 1 min
Hold My Hand, Baby...
I had a really, really hard day yesterday. My eyes are swollen from crying and I’m down today. I’m doing my best to hold it together but...
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Mer
- Feb 13, 2020
- 1 min
Whoopsie...
Soooo, I’ve been sick since last night and Daddy is handling mostly everything because he’s awesome. I wish my kids hadn’t been playing...
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Mer
- Nov 18, 2019
- 1 min
Well What Did You Expect?
Oh, I’m certain my child would not have edited himself Also, the teacher who made this is obviously looking for a little trouble here. I...
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Mer
- Oct 31, 2019
- 1 min
Trick or Treat...
“Trick or Treat, smell my feet!” - my toddler, 637 times practicing before going out. “Trick or Treat, smell my butt!” - my toddler, the...
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Mer
- Oct 8, 2019
- 1 min
What In The Crime Scene Is Happening...
My husband is working nights right now. He had to work Sunday night, so I kept the kids busy and quiet all day so he could sleep before...
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Mer
- Sep 5, 2019
- 1 min
Fish Fatalities...
Fuuuuuuck me. That’s an entire bottle of fish food. A big bottle. I hate toddlers. #goodmorning #iknewitwastooquiet Update: As of 4pm...
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Mer
- Aug 15, 2019
- 2 min
Wanted: Quick & Easy....Lunches.
My oldest started kindergarten this week. As a new Kindie mom who has never packed a lunch before, I was in a bit of a panic...
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Mer
- Mar 13, 2019
- 1 min
Bomb Cyclone What?...
So, Colorado (yeah, like the whole state) cancelled school today in anticipation of a Bomb Cyclone Blizzard that is predicted to be the...
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Mer
- Feb 10, 2019
- 2 min
To My Fellow Shit-Losing Mama...
To the overwhelmed mama who lost her shit in the swim school parking lot this morning and yelled at her crying toddler: I see you. I...
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Mer
- Mar 22, 2018
- 1 min
Tired As A Mother...
You guys want to see my new shirt? It’s pretty amazing. And also accurate. #tiredasamother #truestory #merslife #puckerupmer
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Mer
- Feb 26, 2018
- 3 min
The Joys of Parenthood...
The joys of parenthood are endless; the sweet smiles, watching your children grow and learn, knowing you'll never love anyone else on...
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Mer
- Feb 15, 2018
- 2 min
Dino-Mite...
Last year, I inherited a cat. His name is Bobby, and he is probably the most unintelligent cat on this planet. He is also really loud and...
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Mer
- Dec 15, 2017
- 3 min
Honesty Is The Best Policy...
Happy Friday! I started this blog last week after reading a hilarious bit about the mom who wrote a brutally honest Christmas letter. ...
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Mer
- Sep 14, 2017
- 1 min
Catchy AF...
The #threenager picked his bedtime stories tonight from the shelf in his baby brother's room. At three years of age, he's too old and yet...
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Mer
- Sep 11, 2017
- 1 min
Talk To Text...
So my toddler asked me what Karma is, and I spent five minutes trying to explain that good things come back to you when you do them, and...
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Mer
- Jul 28, 2017
- 3 min
Pissed...
Since my female kitty passed away in April, I am now the only girl in my house. I have a husband, two little boys, and a boy cat. The...
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Mer
- Apr 28, 2017
- 2 min
Birthday Party Pooper...
So, it seems to be prime Birthday Season at my son's daycare. Every single week, I am getting an invitation for another 3rd birthday...
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Mer
- Apr 17, 2017
- 3 min
Back Again....Again Again...
Remember my last post where I was all, "hey, I've been away for a while because of blah blah blah kids and now I'm back again!" and then...
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