So, Colorado (yeah, like the whole state) cancelled school today in anticipation of a Bomb Cyclone Blizzard that is predicted to be the...

To the overwhelmed mama who lost her shit in the swim school parking lot this morning and yelled at her crying toddler: I see you. I...

I've just returned from lunch with a girlfriend, where she told me the best dating story I've heard in my life; we're talking, tears...

I own two pairs of yoga pants; one is a regular pair, one is maternity pair that I just wear with really long shirts so you can see the...

You guys want to see my new shirt? It’s pretty amazing. And also accurate. #tiredasamother #truestory #merslife #puckerupmer

The joys of parenthood are endless; the sweet smiles, watching your children grow and learn, knowing you'll never love anyone else on...

Last year, I inherited a cat. His name is Bobby, and he is probably the most unintelligent cat on this planet. He is also really loud and...

I was in the Target dressing room at lunch, trying to cram my butt into some new skinny jeans, when the guy next to me started grunting....

Two weeks ago, my husband accidentally spilled a liquid plug-in scent thing down the vent in our bathroom (yeah, I don’t know how...

Happy Friday! I started this blog last week after reading a hilarious bit about the mom who wrote a brutally honest Christmas letter. ...

We're selling our home and the close date coincides with my hair appointment. Considering I have two little kids, work full time running...

A few years back, I decided to start the tradition of making a Christmas stocking for each family member, rather than continuing to use...

The #threenager picked his bedtime stories tonight from the shelf in his baby brother's room. At three years of age, he's too old and yet...

So my toddler asked me what Karma is, and I spent five minutes trying to explain that good things come back to you when you do them, and...

Who's most excited for our road trip?! #Bobbycat #themountainsarecalling

Even when Hubby gets up with the kids, this a-hole takes less than a minute to notice I'm awake and get in my face....

A few years ago, my very generous, amazing, super-fun girlfriend invited me to the mountains for her birthday. Not just the mountains,...

Since my female kitty passed away in April, I am now the only girl in my house. I have a husband, two little boys, and a boy cat. The...

So, it seems to be prime Birthday Season at my son's daycare. Every single week, I am getting an invitation for another 3rd birthday...

Remember my last post where I was all, "hey, I've been away for a while because of blah blah blah kids and now I'm back again!" and then...